


You are only excused if you can scroll through two or three pages of the /Aww Subreddit without feeling at least the glimmer of a smile creep up for at least one picture.Įven if you’re convinced this type of game is not for you, at least give it a try. However you rationalize it, you should just go effing download Slime Rancher right now.īecause anyone who doesn’t give themselves the gift of bright colors, round cuteness, and adorable squeals is missing out on a whole load of happy. After you try the free game out, you can uninstall and wipe it and the launcher clean off your hard drive for all I care. You can, in fact, drain Epic Game’s coffers by just utilizing their free games and bandwidth to download without paying them a cent. I’m not asking you to pay any money to Epic Games. Yes, you may have perfectly valid reasons as to why you will not support Epic Game’s launcher. At the risk of sounding like a complete shill, it behooves me to advise that Slime Rancher is currently free and everyone should go download it now.
